10. Needs to break in a new pair of sandals on the coral studded beach.
9. Since the average temperature never gets below 76 degrees, Frank has a grant to study fungi and mold during this rainy season. He has begun collecting smegma from the full time workers on the island.
8. The one place on the planet even Frank cannot get lost on.
7. Frank bet there was no place with a higher ratio of men to women than freshman year at Notre Dame. Obviously he lost.
6. Someone told Frank the peak of Wake Island is at 13,410 feet. Unfortunately 13,392 feet are underwater. Hiking the summit will not be much of a challenge.
5. The Wake Island medical facility needed a doctor who could do it all. Frank thought the Air Force needed a Renaisance man, not that the facility looks like it was built in the 1400's.
4. Wake has a great airfield to practice flying. No crowds. Unfortunately, Frank didn'trealize he needed to be rated on a C-17 and have access to20,000 gallons of Jet-A fuel.
3. Frank heard the fishing while snorkeling was great on the island.He did not understand that meant the large Moray eels had a great timefishing for snorkelers.
2. Notre Dame football. If you are going to be away, this is the season.
1. Nora has been planning to do a small change to the kitchen, but nowseveral walls will knocked down.
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#8 -I've never been lost; I have been a might bewildered for 3 or 4 days
#6 No wonder I can't find the summit capsule
#2 I really only follow the women's soccer team
#1 I think the kitchen is safe but there was some talk about the garage, possibly involving a bonfire
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